nothing compares to the rush of mass deleting old posts
the x files but ferrets instead of people. imagine two lil ferrets running around in trench coats
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material
like what is with movies that have loud music and sound effects but when people are actually talking it’s like, i can’t hear ya you’re gonna have to speak up sonny
*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*
but first, let me take a selkie (steals a mythical half-seal creature from scotland)
By: WALK THE MOON
Track: SHUT UP AND DANCE
things i would rather do than go to school tomorrow
even become meguca?
time for school